
posted by: famousde on Jan 8, 2012 at 2:20am
| Public Service Announcement Directed Towards Some of you Girls |
Public service announcement directed to: good looking, "I think I’m all that and a bag of chips," googlePlus and other social media sphere-conquering, single go-getters of the female gender:
As follows: Guys instinctively flirt with girls. Especially single guys. Also, the closer a guy is to age 18, the more enthusiastic his flirting is likely to be. This instinct to flirt with, and attraction to, you girls, has actually been a significantly compelling ingredient to the survival of the human race; What MANY of you girls need to realize about this - intrinsic to life - behavior, is that it has much more to do with the male’s instinct to procreate, than with you; the attention us men tend to give you, believe it or not, is not entirely just a byproduct, or response, to the extreme awesomeness and "fabulousness" that is you;
So, please stop treating guys like they are creeps, merely for being - and communicating - like men? Please don’t spend 20 hours on your face, then rudely deflect compliments about your looks. Please shed the feminist, arrogant, man-hatred that was force-fed into you by your pretentious, liberal, colleges. Men appreciate and celebrate as positive those characteristics that make you a woman; I invite you ladies to come down from your fabulousness, and extend to guys a reciprocal level of appreciation. I’m getting really tired of witnessing you internet-socialites, you ladies that think your shit doesn’t stink, publicly and callously berating, insulting and admonishing guys unfairly.
Yes, you are woman and sexy and guys want are driven towards you: it’s nature dear girl, so find some humility, have some compassion, and get over yourself - - or we might have to revoke your voting and working privileges. We might stop dying in wars to protect you. We might stop inventing 99.9 percent of the cool shit in the world and sharing it with you. We might stop spending all our money on "us" while you spend all your money on you. We could stop doing all kinds of things, but it would be much easier for all, if you’d just stop being a rude little bitch.
p.s. this includes those of you girls who begin your profiles with statements like "this isn’t a singles bar, " or with a list of 50 things that will get a guy blocked. |
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