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The original - the Famous - the genuine Bad Drunken Bar Visitor Submitted Poem List

This site has been created in protest to all of the lofty boring poetry sites on the net that feature long, academic, serious and perhaps Good poems. A few simple requirements bind these poems together into a unique site that requires very little energy, time and mind power to enjoy. Each poem has been most carelessly constructed on bar napkins, within various bars by the hands of a man necessarily drunk during each act of creation. To avoid bettering any of these poems, they have only been edited for spelling and in a few cases where certain words became illegible. All of these poems lack the content to inspire, impress, and most importantly require little energy to read as they are all very short. They will not bore you. Chug a beer, have several shots, get naked, and enjoy these BAD DRUNKEN BAR POEMS. Hopefully they will be the worst you've ever seen.

All Submitted poems listed by Post Date click on the blue poem title to view entire poem)
I fought the good fight, I lost that fight.by BlazingTheNightAway Almost five years proves the ineptitude of a cunt... [view poem]
Saturday, December 31, 2011
The Children In The Laceby BlazingTheNightAway Chill - you’ll get a damn blurb when I’m done... [view poem]
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Everday is a new day to fuck it all upby BlazingTheNightAway You, that bird she watched while masturbating away the pain.... [view poem]
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
coney island baby (fuck facebook)by BlazingTheNightAway Like a Giraffe ... life turns out sometimes.... [view poem]
Friday, August 26, 2011
I am sent from David Leveraging Jesusby famousde Throwing you a life line, and pleading with you to pull me out from drowning.... [view poem]
Thursday, May 26, 2011
I’m getting old, in, Period of last chancesby famousde I’m getting old, in,
Period of last chances
To change trains.
Choo Choo I love You.
... [view poem]
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Be safeby Girstaco We loved but now... up in flames burning bright. I Don’t love you anymore...... [view poem]
Sunday, December 20, 2009
givingby doggyhead giving and everyone... [view poem]
Sunday, December 13, 2009
untitled urbigblushoe Poemby urbigblushoe I am so weird that I use urbigblushoe as a pen name... [view poem]
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Frozen Bumper Carsby doggyhead Dah bumper cars got so speedy... [view poem]
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Just get me drunk enoughby famousde Get me drunk enough
Drink me dead... [view poem]
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Behind Ashlynby WordSlinger ...and she said to me;
your a good looking bastard...... [view poem]
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Love or Alcoholby bg_trbl1 There is nothing to say about tonight
The only thing between us is space
Love, sex, emotion... [view poem]
Thursday, May 07, 2009
The Idiot Listby tarbenderlucy and parked next to her is the one that likes to sleep...and everyone knows that one is just a boob.... [view poem]
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Drunk and confusedby Mary Fels Um yea well uh um confused wtf... [view poem]
Saturday, June 14, 2008
liveby avunculus live long live on stage and pray to see some big boobs... [view poem]
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
wellby avunculus well now you have really done it Mr. cranky pants... [view poem]
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
I Dream a Greatest Living Showby Laijon Liu I really dreamed about crazy sex but I was ascared to tell you that... [view poem]
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
"Course I’m Miserable,Stupid!by Geester43 I am a cry baby and a marter... [view poem]
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Ode to Magic Dick On Da Radioby Walt Tripp Ode To Magic Dick Radio... [view poem]
Friday, March 07, 2008
To Tooby de To Too... [view poem]
Friday, February 22, 2008
Wee Willy Bobby Morrison Poor old Bob worried he’d never find love... [view poem]
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Dengue Feverby Wong Lofan A Cambodian Girl... [view poem]
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Disarray Of The Godsby Wong Lofan in disarray... I had to much Tiger... [view poem]
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
The Tiger Beer Pu Yingby Wong Lofan Where the hell have you been anyway? Get down and beg you tall green bitch!... [view poem]
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
I’m money in the wrong currencyby drunken editor am a rat-trap in a freezer,
a cane without a’ geezer.... [view poem]
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Haven’t been outby everyhuman about my poetry -

Badness!
Not an ounce less bad
than ever
like riding a bike.... [view poem]
Thursday, January 10, 2008
The Whole and The Oneby famousde We make ourselves.
Either as the Giver
or the Gift we remain;
And by being either
of these, we are both.
... [view poem]
Saturday, January 05, 2008
Beerby AceHawk on a skunk... [view poem]
Thursday, January 03, 2008
Duck Boat Sailorby Wong Lofan ...was long and green- Uff Da!
The finest thing that that Lena had ever seen.... [view poem]
Monday, December 24, 2007
"Snake Girl" or "Hebi Chan"by Wong Lofan I usually do That very fine Japanese snake... [view poem]
Monday, December 24, 2007
"No-Ma’s Sister" or "Fukien Lofan"by Wong Lofan “Think I’ll lay out naked on the green grass,
bare my bald head to the breeze,
Hang my bennie on a branch,
hope the bugs don’t bite my @$$!”.... [view poem]
Monday, December 24, 2007
Week before Christmasby famousde licking meaning from an empty peanut butter jar... [view poem]
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
fuck you mother fuckerby famousde alone and drunk get off my junk ... [view poem]
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
caca my loveby mutt you came to me all brown... [view poem]
Friday, October 19, 2007
Fuck meby newuser Fuck me... [view poem]
Saturday, May 12, 2007
Back on the sauceby greymare find my car to do me in asshole... [view poem]
Saturday, January 20, 2007
at jamie’sby carolynn And parties may go up my skirt to panty land... [view poem]
Thursday, January 18, 2007
naked on the couchby tsali1 i am naked on my couch with my dick hanging out... [view poem]
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Slut Cheatedby Dell Ouch - what a whore... [view poem]
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Are you Nutsby smu Balls are the ticket... [view poem]
Saturday, March 11, 2006
Slut by age 18by Thong up Butt masturbate, because it felt great... [view poem]
Thursday, February 23, 2006
driving me insaneby kevin as I press your button
You roar to life purring like a kitten
Hearing you purr is almost too much... [view poem]
Monday, February 13, 2006
The Kissby kandikane He whispers so very softly in her...... [view poem]
Sunday, January 15, 2006
fucken poem trickby drunken editor fuck you it is a test bitch ... [view poem]
Saturday, December 31, 2005
In the years of ninetyby drunken_editor As the Gods hurl our mesh -
Play catch and pickle
With their link to the smaller -
Us, the Greater«s seeing satellite

We intra-navigate the body
Of the Beast becoming
... [view poem]
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Those drunken lighthouse nightsby drunken_editor Why is it always a question with women = Why always a gamble anymore. The heart should auto-paramour... [view poem]
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Taking it back, DRUNK!! - Changing of the Guardsby drunken_editor Slimy codes, permits, and unions And all,
these concepts, companies and structures Beware,
far more than us up and coming,
The Internet will shut all Exclusionists down!
Down, Down, Down,... [view poem]
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Now 6/13/03by drunken_editor I need loneliness to write,
I need a woman to live.
hard questions these days,
hard days,
painful,
scary.... [view poem]
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Back in AZ,by drunken_editor and the Arizona poems come forth, every time lately, like stadium abandoned peanut shells long after a canceled ball game.... [view poem]
Thursday, March 17, 2005
- Lighthouse 1999by drunken_editor "... women certainly abundant like nuclear bombs that lets face it, you and I can't obtain - at least one that works"... [view poem]
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Mexico in my coffeeby drunken_editor "...Just got paid never get laid four girls at the bar they just walked in I sit drinking Mexican Coffee."... [view poem]
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Sharks Clubby drunken_editor "...This pen sucks
one of those skinny cheap blue pens
that none of us has ever seen
owning a cap!"

... [view poem]
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Einsteinsby drunken_editor "My waitress deploys napkins as if she owned the last tree." "... Also not a lot of sluty half-naked women distracting me from my attempted relaxation."... [view poem]
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Took an Eby filthy yesterday i took an E, i woz on a high. then i took sum LSD, i... [view poem]
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
Thee Nightby bonehead The night.

When the sun sets and
the day is done
do you fear the night?
... [view poem]
Saturday, February 12, 2005
Without a Careby christine some people go thru life without a care myself I carry all the burden I can bare I dont know what point I am trying to make but none the less I need to get it out for my own sake I let things bother me as you can surely see but dont let it frighten you as I sometimes I am full of glee... [view poem]
Wednesday, January 05, 2005
Rain Fallsby peachykeen My very being Never ending Love Longing Depressio Guilt... [view poem]
Wednesday, December 22, 2004
Frozenby Divinity77 Frozen, I look away to escape The leaves... [view poem]
Wednesday, December 22, 2004
Her first time inside the ass of loveby peachykeen More more more, get drunk, and tell us the truth, the honest pain of this.... [view poem]
Sunday, December 12, 2004
nutsby unholypond ass sweat... [view poem]
Sunday, December 12, 2004
Up My Shellby unholypond Come shakes for angels.... [view poem]
Sunday, December 12, 2004
Scratching my ballsby Pibroch I enjoy the sweet sour globules on the tip of my tongue. ... [view poem]
Sunday, December 12, 2004
Mormon«s love to fuckby saint101284 i’m way too drunk she’s on to my game... [view poem]
Sunday, December 12, 2004
No Longer Morningby bghamer now and dehydrated still smelling like the stale cigarette... [view poem]
Monday, December 06, 2004
whats it lead to?by The romped one i know
but i cant change
its 2am and i am alone

... [view poem]
Tuesday, November 30, 2004
Slow Pull Outby bonehead on.The crowd is huge, People... [view poem]
Sunday, November 21, 2004
Already Hard One More Timeby bonehead mornings is to keep night and evening from bumping into each other... [view poem]
Saturday, November 20, 2004
quest for sexby saint101284 lead to porn ... [view poem]
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
life sucksby saint101284 ...away life sucks ... [view poem]
Saturday, November 13, 2004
flamed atmosphere entireby salacious muse such fiery height... A fairy blinked ... [view poem]
Monday, November 08, 2004
ode to motherfuckersby farmer milf is good... [view poem]
Saturday, October 30, 2004
meet my lost and deepened skyby Ali J Floats of smog that choke my throat... [view poem]
Saturday, October 02, 2004
Chocolate starby thelostboy put a bun in the oven... [view poem]
Friday, September 24, 2004
Only Lifeby meep bite me... [view poem]
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
Pants 1/2 Downby Master Poet Renee tried to make a nest on the toilet and the role wouldn't roll... [view poem]
Monday, August 30, 2004
I am Edge no moreby IHeartFloggingMolly You were the cause of my only values diminishing

I'm such a whore
Fuck you... [view poem]

Friday, August 27, 2004
Drunken big tits better than muntersby Big-Tits We all look good - hard... [view poem]
Wednesday, August 25, 2004
Bitch Slappedby Bitch slapped It ain't fucking fare so beware.... [view poem]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004
That slut stole my wombby forum group shrilling bitch sonnets upon this awaking brain,
and slut-vibes fill the room... [view poem]
Sunday, August 22, 2004
doesn’t mixby Renee the natural drunken poet want to make me puke?... [view poem]
Wednesday, August 04, 2004
birthday girl, birth of much reflection, for Renee turns 31, a year more giftedby Renee naturally born drunken poet My gut... [view poem]
Tuesday, August 03, 2004
A butt plug would be more pleasantby random poet be opened, the gates of my heart's hell with others not waiting.... [view poem]
Tuesday, August 03, 2004
why are women so greedy?by drunken_editor who knows?... [view poem]
Tuesday, August 03, 2004
Bitter Drunken Damn Poemby bitter drunken poet's girl Had a girlfriend... [view poem]
Tuesday, August 03, 2004
Clingy x-boyfriendby Sara's hot poet friend You cheesy fuck ... [view poem]
Monday, July 19, 2004
chests hair playerby Sara the sexy drunken poetess in your chest hair ... [view poem]
Monday, July 19, 2004
untitled DoctorJones Poemby DoctorJones I came upon a man... [view poem]
Sunday, July 11, 2004
Butterfly Buttby AIMEE PLUMB KISS A FRIEND ... [view poem]
Wednesday, July 07, 2004
Poor dumb dudeby Joni y Go to the bar and drink your fuckin shot... [view poem]
Wednesday, July 07, 2004
The Lizard Embryoby Dave Dial Before Paris, there lay Santa Monica, tranquil, serene, a breeding ground for the Lizard King.... [view poem]
Saturday, July 06, 2002
Aaahhhh!by Tipple Vice eternal urinal... [view poem]
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
Unfortunately untitled so I will call this Headby She should have mentions her damn name! my boyfriend Erik wanna cheat smell feet feet feeeet does Erik want... [view poem]
Tuesday, January 06, 2004
Ice Iceby Tipple Vice enough you little whore. Double Double I want Trouble Pour me... [view poem]
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
Westwoodby John a choreography of reluctant service... [view poem]
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
Too Soberby drunken_editor Life, reality... [view poem]
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
Ceiling Fanby John Another Drunk Poem... [view poem]
Thursday, July 01, 2004
Beautiful sad 20 year old who doesn’t give her damn poems titlesby Sally this beautiful misguided man and... I sit here drunk and horny
Alone... [view poem]
Saturday, June 05, 2004
Strong Beerby drunken_editor Wow, what a stinking poem Like rats without homes A nomad without destination A sea without a faucet... [view poem]
Saturday, December 18, 1999
Its a bad bad bad bad bad bad bad poemby Carol Hodges verbiage It is utter fuckin necessity... [view poem]
Saturday, December 18, 1999
Monsters Penisby Brandon I slur and spit unable to talk will this keep me from drinking another beer... [view poem]
Saturday, December 18, 1999
Untitled…Masterpieceby Boptobe Gottenthrop As I vomit here,
and dry heave there,
the cabby s wondering,
if I can cover the fare.

These symptoms came... [view poem]
Saturday, December 18, 1999
No Titleby Mary Fels When the relationship is over
beer, we can still count on,
Beer will always be
long after the man is gone.

... [view poem]
Saturday, December 18, 1999
A night at the Celtic Cafe Sports Bar!by Stacy, Megan, Julie I think I will go up and say Hey want some crack? and then I will show them my ass. That s it! Soul cleansing, celibacy, My God, is it all worth it! Ponder, ponder, ponder... [view poem]
Sunday, January 10, 1999
A poemby Dave Dial removed... [view poem]
Tuesday, February 03, 2004
untitled Joni Poemby Joni fucking grace girl,
fuck with grace.
blessed with kind face

... [view poem]
Saturday, December 18, 1999
Butt Drunkby Kevin Heyne Another Drunk Poem... [view poem]
Saturday, December 18, 1999
beer monsterby a dedicated drunken poet in training I m so glad my girl cant see this
as I struggle to find my penis
... [view poem]
Sunday, January 04, 2004


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