Drunken pickup lines - funny and effective

Rude yet effective funny pickup lines

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Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list. Read down to view the 10 randomly selected items. Hope these lines get you all a lot of action,enjoy Reload page for 10 more random pickup lines NEW FEATURES - ability to track and view your vote history.

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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Chris from drunken stupors.

If you’re really hot, I bet I can cool you down with a sperm shower.

This highly effective pickup line submitted by Noemi from bitch gardens.

Hey, are you one of those chicks who must suck a guy’s hairy balls right off the bat? ’Cause that’s what I’m looking for.

This highly effective pickup line submitted by Lance from Mesa, AZ.

You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?

This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brad Pitt from LA, CA.

You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?

This highly effective pickup line submitted by Leslie from Glendale, AZ.

You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

This highly effective pickup line submitted by Cara from Bloomington.

Would you care to find a quiet place to sit and smell eachother’s farts for a bit?

This highly effective pickup line submitted by from Nubville.

Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here somewhere?

This highly effective pickup line submitted by Kat from slut land.

Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment for later.

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This highly effective pickup line submitted by tigger from Woodstock ga.

It’s sad I can’t go to the store to get a pack of smokes with out running into 9 guys you’ve fucked. Wanna have some fun since your are such a total fucking whore?

This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.

Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

This highly effective pickup line submitted by Premo from ky.

If you were as drunk as I am, I would offer to take you home.

This highly effective pickup line submitted by happy dog from Georgia.

You looking at me?! You want some of this ASSHOLE?

This highly effective pickup line submitted by is good at getting to knees from so much practice.

You know the drill bitch. Here, I’ll even take Elmer out for you.

This highly effective pickup line submitted by nevik2plezu from plezurable town usa.

you know form across the room you look hot... now that i am face to face with you DAMN!!! you are FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!!

This highly effective pickup line submitted by sdave from Some Bar.

Hi, your friends just told me you’ve never had an earth shattering orgasm.I’m here to change that.

This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.

your like a finely crafted instrument, may i play with you?

This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.

Do you like apples? How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?

This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!